three hundred and seventy seven
Sunday, September 07, 2008 @ 10:05:00 PM
met joc outside swimming pool
proceeded to her house for tuition
her sister damn cute la
she was like asking me to help her make this beaded bracelet haha
dimsum outing !
after everything we were training home
den a minidrama unfurled in de cabin of this particular train
So it started when all of us were taking the train back and somewhere after Bugis or something, this malay guy shouted and totally caught our attention.
So, the thing is. The guy was like just shaking his leg and the woman got so irritated with him!? HOW RIDICULOUS.
Here's how it went, after me and clare tried to remember all de minute details and put together a transcript of their dialogue
credits to : clare lee hui sian !!!
Malay guy (MG): EH WHAT?
Stupid woman (SW): Can you stop shaking your leg!? You touched my leg!!!! It's very irritating okay! It makes me want to throw OUT all of my dinner, which I just ate.
MG: *Obviously pissed off* EH who wants to touch your leg?!
SW: But you did touch my leg while you were shaking your leg! *Drones on about her wanting to puke her dinner out* YOU WANT ME TO THROW UP MY DINNER IS IT !?! I ATE ATE BABI FOR DINNER OKAY.
MG: *VERY pissed at this point of time* WHAT BABI!? YOU THINK YOU VERY HYGIENIC IS IT!? WHO WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR LEG?!*Angmoh lady next to clare commenting on the situation to her angmoh friend. "HOW CHILDISH!"* I totally laughed at this point la. Jocelyn was being so kaypoh as well. Hilarious.
MG: You don't want people to shake your leg then get out of the train! Take bus!
SW: *Remains silent with an annoying expression and pretending she cant hear him*
MG: *Severely pissed off* he looked all prepared to smash her face
MG: *unplugged earphones and twirled it around iPod* Come talk! You wanna talk right! *Calls friend and starts ranting in malay*
SW: *PICKS UP HER PHONE AND STARTS DIALLING in this idiotic fashion like some super old woman who can't see. She took AGES to press three numbers, I tell you* Hello sir, I'm on the train now and my neighbour (Jocelyn made a really hilarious comment at this point of time. She was like, "WAH, NEIGHBOUR.") the malay man sitting beside me, has been disturbing me by shaking his leg. *blah blah blah about dinner*
MG: *After he heard her say malay* EH FUCK YOU LA!!!!!! WHAT MALAY!? (If I were him, I would have said that ages ago. i think he's quite good at controlling.) Get out of the train and thrash it out! GET OUT!!!!!!!
SW: *STILL TALKING TO THE POLICE* (WTH SHE IS SUPER LONG WINDED. ...) He was very aggressive and started pointing & shouting at me. Can you please ask the MRT staff to come and check out the situation. (She obviously didn't say check out. BUT YEAH. Sihui was like, "Omg. If the train stops for her I'm so gonna kill her la." HAHA.)
MG: *Showing a hand sign that shows twisting of a story* Don't go and twist the story!
SW: dont you point your finger at me okay !!!!!*Is either blind or bloody drama* Ya, he even point his finger at me.
MG: Why? Cannot point is it?! You're not even my mother!*Train reaches Aljunied and guy is still shouting at her to get out. Some cool emo-ish malay guy tries to calm him down and MG shouted some stuff in malay & the only thing I understood was CHEENA. MRT staff comes in and tries to intervene*
and for that de train kinda stopped for a good five minutes or so
i wonder how some people can be so racially insensitive
oh wells what a way to end de day !
