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Good day, I am Mr.Liu Yan a transfer supervisor operations in investment section in Bank of China Ltd,Hong Kong.I have a obscured business suggestionfor you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General Mohammed Jassim Ali who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months,with a value of Nineteen millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him,even during the war early this year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him.We later find out that the general and hisfamily had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home. After further investigation it was also discovered that GeneralMohammed Jassim Ali did not declare any next of kin in his official papersincluding the paper work of his bank deposit.And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of hisdeposit in my bank.So,Nineteen millions Five Hundred Thousand United StateDollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward toclaim it.What bothers me most is that according to the to the laws ofmy country at the expiration 5 years the funds will revert to theownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop,my suggestion to you is that I will like you as aforeigner to stand as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Aliso that you will be able to receive his funds. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerningthis issue.Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bankaccount we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.
this is de first email i got which i think is incredulously dumb
de parts in bold re darn funny
this is quite entertaining
check out de english while youre at it :)
this is another one
The Fondation De France, would like to notify This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the Board of trustees of the above International charity organization based in the France as one of the final recipients of a Cash Grant/Donation for your own personal,education and business development, Fondation De France as established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups was conceived with the objective of Human Growth, Educational and Community development. In line with the 28 years anniversary program this year the Vittorio Foundation in conjunction with the Economic community for West Africn States (ECOWAS) , United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European union, is giving out a yearly donation of One Hundred Million. Fondation De France is supported by ECONOMIC COMMUNITY FOR WEST AFRICAN STATES, UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION and the EUROPEAN UNION, We are giving out a yearly donation of US$850,000.00 (eight hundred and fifty thousand United states Dollars) to each 100 lucky recipients. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients worldwide, in different categories. How ever you will have to fill below and submit this form to the office annex in France for verification & direction on how you can claim your fund, You are to contact our office annex in France for the processing of your grant/donation cash aid as this will ensure efficiency in our services, meanwhile you will be given your donation pin number and payment-release-order-form, which you will use in collecting the funds.
haha
ill be so rich if these two are true aint i
its so funny i cant stop laughing haha
i wasnt born yesterday aye