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so de day started with me waking at eleven
due to de previous day of intensive mugging for econs
den i washed up and headed to wennas school
printed all my notes and past year papers
cos im a blody cheapo
i brought a rim of paper from home
and printed fre
sponging off de generousty of tp
with de kind assistance from amy :)
thanks girl
so i happily left my thumbdrive in de lab
and wonderful amy and wenna took it for me
so i bought lunch and headed home
me and sis den headed to bugis
we walked to raffles hospital to ya kun for coffee
met abi amy and wenna who came respectively
den we started our long walk to haji lane
and dat started a whole chain of cam whoring

me and abi being super spastic

on de streets

i heart de windows

but abi hearts holmer

me and abi with our polaroid photo within a photo

ambiguity

statues of time

attack of de fats

4 of us

floorballs

eleven is a tad too much wenna

3 babes and a ghost

wads with de chingchongness

alright you win you win its uber cool to be chingchong

amy is utterly amused

all cept abi

de lane

and its emptiness

a jester and amy

peekaboo goes abi argh goes sis

me and sis

clare is embarassed to know abi

me and abi

exude de air of a diva

oops

hi sis

nothing up ones sleeve

wenna living a housespouse role

abi de chatterbox

everyday is bully amy aminah day

squatters of de lane

mango tango
ended our day at haji
me and clare bought a dress each
mines white
hers white with red polka dots
den we ate at mos burger
daidee-ed a bit
went to topshop
walked around den headed to bugis street after clare left
disclaimer
since de most dramatic experience happened
i shall quote directly from her
and editting in green
Today, was the end of A levels and I got into this whole huge drama thing at Bugis Street.
LONG LONG LONG STORY.
Involving some thief who stole my phone and how we got it back and how traumatising the entire thing was.
( It's like a scene outta some drama serial. )
Well, So we were at bugis street and I kinda wanted to get another earhole.
And I was messaging before that and I left my file and phone on the display counter and turned back for awhile to talk to Sihui. (a conversation that lasted 2 secs)
When I turned back again, my handphone was gone.
Then I started panicking and searching my bag.
And told them to call my hp cuz I was dead sure someone took it.
Before that there was 2 women in the shop.
One went out and I thought she was the one who took my phone.
I went up to her and asked whether she saw the phone.
And she said no and opened her bag.
And she also asked me for the phone's model and she said she saw the woman beside her holding the phone I described.
The other woman was leaving the shop and I approached her and asked her whether she saw my phone.
She was kinda aggressive and insisted that she didn't take it and opened her bag for me.
(kinda is an understatement. she was spewing vulgarities like no ones business and de tattoo uncle retaliated)
Then she said she got stomach ache and went to sit down on the chair outside the shop.
Then I checked her bag another time and there was really nothing.
(basket! cos its not even in her darn bag bitch of a ah lian)
So I went back to tell everyone that there wasn't anything and asked the woman whether she was sure she saw her take it and she said yes.
(cos she ran into de toilet)
Then when I turned back she was gone.
Luckily, her bf was still in the shop.
(stranded with de shopowners questioning him)
The lady who works in the shop also went after her, together with Wenna.
(de lady is also a ah lian and she changed my perception of them cos she was super nice and uber helpful plus fantabulously fierce knocking damn hard on de door aking de thief to come out)
She was in the toilet and they told her to give back the handphone.
(which she gladly shouted I DIN STEAL! in her best language ever muster-able)
Before that, when they called my phone, it was still ringing and all.
(and must be vibrating superbly vigourously on her)
But when she got to the toilet, it suddenly became unavailable.
(and we highly suspect she flushed it away cos no sign of it in de bin)
When she came out, she still kept insisting that she didn't take my phone.
(still in a adamant tone exclaiming loudly)
A lot of people also gathered around the place to see wth was going on.
(there was a huge crowd gathered around it was so embarassing)
Then the guy working at the tattoo parlour said that they're gonna call the police and all
(he even told me de girl was on drugs and tell de police dat and they would arrive in minutes
which they really did
he stood there throughout and helped us detain de girl
he was super fierce and cursing in hokkien which wenna translated
de girl was kinda scared of him
he said he had seen far too many like her
in drugs stealing
wah sounds damn heroic
my sis was like saying he soundsike he used to be a gangsta personnel and all
but has turned over a new leaf sorta guy)
He also used his leg to tap her boots cuz he said he saw something bulging out.
(de uncle super observant)
Being the frantic and mad person that I was.
I DASHED AND GRABBED HER DAMNED BOOTS.
(she actually fell to de ground in de glammes way and hugged de ah lians leg with her utmost might)
She tried to struggle with me and I was like MY PHONE!!!!!!!!
When I grabbed it right, I felt the damn thing there already!
I kept tugging at it and hoping the phone will come out and she was like shaking me off.
When I finally let go, she still kept insisting that she didn't take it hor.
Like, helloooo.
My phone is inside your smelly boots.
I kept pleading with her to return it to me and told her I wouldn't call the police or anything.
But she still kept saying she didn't have it.
Finally, she took out my phone and she flung it on the floor.
But it bounced off Amy's foot instead which caused her a bruise.
Ouch. I went 'MY PHONE!!!'
Ran towards it and grabbed it and stood far far far away from her after that
(missed this part cos i went to call de police)
Everyone else settled the matter for me.
(aunties are superbly nice
one kept consling abi
de other one told her not to give in so easily
and one emptied her bag of chestnuts so abi could use de plastic bag to contain evidence
superbly cute
who said aunties were just busybodies)
Her bf at first said that she was on drugs and told us to let her off or something.
(her bf told wenna she was on bail and asked us to let her off
only when she realised we did indeed call de police did she get scared
she told her bf she din wanna go into de lockup again
and insisted on seing abi to ask her to drop de case
and NO words of sorry!!!! how rude!)
And then everyone started to shield me and told me not to look at them.
So I didn't care lah.
I searched my phone and I also realised that she threw my sim card.
Actually, I wanted her to give me back my sim card and I'll forget about it.
Everyone told me not to bother about her and wait for the police to come.
She also kept insisting that she didn't know it was my phone
(she said she din steal she only took it)
That I just left it there or something. GAH.
Anyway, the police came and all. And they handcuffed her.
(and they only handcuffed her to her back cos she was being a major irritant
trying to ask her boyfriend to rush to her side
but her bf was warned to leave
and she kept saying if he left he would be dead)
Super drama.
The police told her bf to leave but the girl refused to let him go.
She also said that if he leaves, she's gonna leave him.
Hahaha. But the police just said that they'll arrest the guy too if he helps.
(they got de policewoman to relay de msg which de officer blatantly broadcasted to de crowd
and de other malay policeman said to make it fast and not make him wait like a bloody fool
de bf din wanna leave
de tattoo uncle was like asking him to leave and dump de gurl in hokkien)
After that the guy kinda asked us to drop the matter and all.
But we already reported what.
Then we just left the place and went to the police station
At cantonment road to take our statement and all.
(which took uberly long)
Then my parents came and made a big fuss and made things even worse.
But now it's fine.
Figured that I'm starting all my sentences with Then, And, Actually, But..Oh welllll.
It was traumatising and all.
Seriously! Thanks to everyone who was there.
The tattoo shop uncle
(de hero of de day)
Some aunties who hung around and protected me from the scary ah lian
(breaking all stereotypes of aunties)
The lady who went into the toilet to catch her
(de heroine)
And esp Sihui, Yiling, Wenna and Amy.
(no probs abi :))
THANKS YEAH.
Hoho. I just landed someone in jail.
(hooray! one lesser evil on de streets
de guy should just get another girl
cos he seemed very nice and understanding
without even like threatening us when he knew we called de police
and she even lied to him when he asked if she stole de phone)
disclaimer yet again
all de ah lians speech is in chi