two hundred and fourteen
Friday, October 19, 2007 @ 5:21:00 PM
schools been relatively mundane
mid term tests over
so are mid term assignments
many funny incidents this week esp on tuesday
one. in soci class we were discussing deviance and whether a parent should be punished when a child commits a crime
zheguang:
den you might as well punish godme:
ya cos he made youzheguang -weird stare-
me:
shit! i meant made de criminalclass and tutor swu yi: -bursts out laughing-
i swear mari and sui yi were laughing damn hard
and later on swu yi actually said "i think i better avid using de term you"
two: still in soci class still discussing deviance
christine:
ya like de blacks in US always get hauled up for road checksswu yi:
thats right. have you ever thought of wad makes them so obvious?
class: -weird silence-
someone:
isn't that obvious? class: -bursts out laughing-
three. still in soci class still discussing deviance
swu yi:
this article is about a 24 year old man marryin g a 82 year old womanjonathan:
huh ! so old prob cant do it cos of osteoporosissomeone:
got tongkat alisomeone else:
female one is kechil fatimahme and mari: -bursts out laughing so so hard-
swu yi was laughing so hard she was tearing and she went
"dont make me laugh when i laugh i cant stop and i dont wanna look silly!"four: mari and i walking to netball court when it was pouring like mad and mari's umbrella flipped or according to her words "pok"
gail:
wah mari stand there with her umbrella so sexyme:
mari gail said de way you stand with de umbrella very sexymari:
sexy my foot ah! when it "poks" its not sexy its silly!
five. prof tan's soci lecture on deviance
prof tan:
some people are not deviant because they are but because of the surroundings like when elephants have sex and roll around on de grass, de grass kena not cos it did anything but just because de elephants were having sexlecture hall: -laughs after 5 mins-
prof tan:
ai yo why you all so slow one! anyways when elephants have sex they dont roll around.six at de bazaar in front of de otah stall
mari:
si you want otah?me:
i dont want . eat alr later de whole mouth sang sang (which in cantonese mean fishy)
mari:
wads sang sang otah uncle:
yea wads sang sang -in malay slang-
and everyone just laughed at me and i was laughing damn hard
seven. getting back our philo papers
ola's comment for mari: language needs to be improved
mari:
si i cant believe it! a or lang(cos ola is like ani's counterpart right abi!) says my language needs to be improvedi cant believe this
im still laughing as im typing this
man!
some are simply not funny but in that context is super funny
i dont know why but esp in soci class its especially funny
and esp easy to embarrass yourself
swu yi is just so funny
her tutorials are de most bearable
econs is de worst
cos even in philo a stupid comment or question makes tonnes of sense
oh! and my mom was like telling me how de name for satay came about
mom: admiral cheng he's subordinate was like piercing meat through a skewer, putting 5 big chunks on one. den cheng he was afraid there would not be enough for everyone so he asked de guy to put three. den someone else on de boat came and asked wads de name of de dish and he din klnow wad it was called so he called it sar tei(3 pieces)
me: sure not? sounds funny leh
mom: dont know leh! sounds true wad sar tei = 3 pieces = satay wad !
